| Here is a funny lyrics to a song i found online |
| The Masturbata (sung to the tune of the Macaraena) |
| Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona, |
| Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona. |
| Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stona. |
| Hey Masturbata!! |
| I go a little faster and its feeling kinda nicea, |
| Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea. |
| If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea. |
| Hey Masturbata!! |
| I use some baby oil or a little vaselina, |
| Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana. |
| Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its beena. |
| Hey Masturbata!! |
| I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta, |
| One hand on the whell and my other on my meata. |
| I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seata. |
| Hey Masturbata!! |
| Since I was a kid I have been a Masterbata, |
| choke the chicken, hum the nob, squeezing the tomata. |
| I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her. |
| Hey Masturbata!! |
| Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona, |
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| Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga. |
| Hey Masturbata!! |
